1) Every time you eat turn your food upside down on the table ans eat it without using your hands. If they ask you why you do it, tell them it tastes better that way.
2) Wear your glasses on your head and ask people where are they, even after they tell you.
3)Every time someone sneezes start smiling at him awkwardly.
4)Get out of your room screaming and say that the monster under your bed killed the one in your closet.
5)Have an imaginary friend, like a unicron, and always have cubes of suger with you saying he's on a diet.
6) Everytime somebody tells you "hi" say "Happy Cupcakes Day!" and every day make some weird day up.
7)Go and hug random people in the middle of the street. (Actually, do that anyway, it's sweet).
8)Only write with orange pan and refuse to write with any other color.
9)Say "hi" to everything you see and don't see.
10)Always cary a flower with you.
11)When somebody tells you to do something, do it and ask "This way?" even if it's about closing a door.
12) Only talk wiht rhymes.
13)Trip and fall on things what don't really exist.
14)Talk in many different accents.
15)Say random letters in a random row and claim you pray an Indian prayer of fertility.