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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

10+1 Alternative Excuses Of Why You Were Late At Class

1."I don't know...." *Play innocent and fade*
2."I was studying for the test of the next period."
3.Yell at the teacher. You are right, he's wrong.
4.Say things about a flying disk and how the aliens almost kidnapped you.
6. Smile at the teacher like a happy weirdo.
7."My dog beat me". If you don't hav a dog, the neightbor's one.
8. Say that your unicorn wasn't there to fly you to school and you had to walk.
9. "I got hit by a car but Death didn't want me."
10.Say something really fast, when he/she asks you to repeat, say it faster and then cry.
11. You tried to commit suicide but it didn't work.


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