Thursday, July 10, 2014

What to do when you suck at drawing backgrounds:

What to do when you suck at drawing backgrounds:
Pray(if you are an atheist. uhm I don't know improvise.sorry

  • Don’t draw them at all (hey it did work for the creator of Naruto.
  •  Practice you lazy little star dust
  • Make your entire story on a foreign planet; all you have to draw is a round rock.
  • Draw porn nobody even cares about the backgrounds then. 


  • Zoom into the characters a bit too much
  • Draw only the things that are essential for your story

  • Or to identify each place
  • Maybe.
  •  Don’t create comic books, create novels or something.
  •  Ask for help. Meaning: make a more talented friend of yours draw them for you.

 take care and be artistic and stuff

More stuff about feminism and books I suppose

Hello youthful humans,
I am aware it hasn’t been such a long time since I updated anything. And yes, I also know this is exactly the opposite way I started all my previous posts too for some time. Oh well it is not fine there is somebody out there expecting me to write anything that makes much sense anyway. If I want you to know that I feel like a jerk right now.
Anyway, back to the point I was reading the chronicles of Vladimir Tod twelfth grade kills well again (inner fangirl screams) I was going through the 16th chapter where Meredith tells Snow that Vlad will never go out with her (I know high school drama what can you do about it)
And then Snow’s answer was
“You face it, princess. I don’t need a boy crushing on me to feel good about myself. If Vlad doesn’t date me, that’s fine. If he does, great. But I’m not going to base my entire sense of self-esteem on whether or not I have a date to the prom.”
Thank you Heather Brewer. I hope it’s not illegal to do this, it might be. Oh well you only die once or whatever idiotic people of this generation have been saying. This is a completely different subject. Back to the point, girls of the last decades more like centuries but who’s counting just seem to have no respect to their person unless somebody hands it to them (not I’m not going to say literally because that is the wrong use of the word.)
(God I am terrible at finding relatable pictures for my "articles". it is cute though concradulations to whoever drew this)
It is plain sad that the do not see their self worth and society also doesn’t try to teach them to consider themselves as equals. And no by that I do not mean have an actual sexual relationship with someone in your mid thirties but to do it only due to wanting to do it for personal reasons not because people will think more highly or lowly or you if you are sexually active or have are ‘beautiful’ on whatever societies standards. I’m not recreating that cliché lie of everybody’s beautiful because it is untrue. The brain perceives as attractive the person with the characteristics he is most accustomed to. Therefore, to put plainly, you are unique. Oh, look another cliché. I thought nobody would take  an enraged ‘feminist’ girl seriously so I will use parts of different books,  to point out that beauty is unimportant.
That was a long prologue...
 In the book ‘Women” by Charles Bukowski he talks to us about his girlfriend
And describes her saying that she has a big nose, her one eye was bigger than the other, her poetry was shit. I do agree that he was not exceptionally nice about it but any female reading it would not feel overwhelmed about another perfect specimen that so many writers meet or more accurately imagine. He liked her cheerfulness and that was the one trait that he did like about her and that made her attractive to him even though- No. No spoilers even though the book is very old. (I personally found it in the library so imagine.
Another one a little bit more  sweet and innocent this time ‘The perks of being a wallflower’ I fell in love with this book a few years back, yes to the unaware it was a book long before it became a movie. So Charlie, the main character tells to Sam the very widely known to all the people wasting their life on the internet
‘We accept the love that we think we deserve’ he says to a Sam wondering why things didn’t go the way se expected in her relationship with Craig.
Another example of girls not thinking they are for anything better than sexual intercourse is in the book I’ll spit in your graves by Boris Vian in a dialogue between the protagonist and a random girl he met that very day that a café, that ends up being a main character but at this pointing chapter 2 is a stranger.
‘You dance well for an old guy’ she said
‘My grandfather taught me’ I said
‘I can see that. So old fashioned.’
‘You are sure better than me in jive but I can teach you other tricks’
She half closed her eyes.
‘Old people’s tricks’ she asked
‘It depends whether you are talented’
‘I know where this is going…’
‘You sure don’t. Does anybody have a guitar?’
 That woman does have low self respect. Only me.
I am aware I am weird. If you want to add another book to the pile feel free to

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Type of writers that everybody hates

So uhm here it is this is entirely my opinion and you shoulden't take me seriously:

 1) The fuck you I don't like my art I will rewrite the whole thing even though I have already updated 20 chapters just to spite you.

2) the shit I died in the middle of the third book type so you'll never know how it ends. With all due to respect fuck you, I know it is disrespectfull I'll send you flowers.

3) the person with the awesome ideas that writes so beautifully but every time you tell them so they will disagree with you. Do not publish then you little...

4)the enfluenced little shit that cannot write about anything that was not written by 2 million people before him/her.

5) that writer thattakes a story off great with confetti and crap and then feels obligated to add some romance. Why did you think turning it itto a cliche love story would be a good idea? Why?

6) And last but not least the cuntthat writes a n exciting first book and the rest are shit. Like the hunger games for example.

wasting your time with love,

10 book recommendations

So school's out.dan dan dan dan. Sorry stupid pun, anyway I've read some really cool books throughout this school year that I actually think are worth your precious time of doing nothing so here I am recomending to you the best of them.

1 the curse workers-Holly Black

it is a 17 year old boy that has associated himself with the mafia and turned his crush since he was a kid itno a cat. oh the are also into a paralel universe and have superpowers.

2 the dissapearing spoon-sam kean

stories on on the elements of the period table. the way it is written is very amusing though

3 the status civillization-robert sheckley

I think it is supposingly in a future worold with a rotten society that sends all it's criminals to a different planet because it cannot handle them.

4 J'irai cracher sur vos tombes-boris vian

i don;t even know how to discribe without it sounding weird it is my favorite book though

5under the volcano-malcolm lowry

it is in mexicico at the day of the dead and describes the life of an alchoholic person that does nothing with his life.
it is always great to have a look into the future, right?

6 the death of the moth and other essays-virginia woolf

it contains the letter to a young poet that you probably have read anyway it is a great book.

7 the first three minuites-stephen weinberg

it takls about the origin of the universe ina way understandable to the averege human being it is quite old though

8 the feyman lectures on physics-feyman/leighton/sands

I think the tittle gives it away and it it doesn;t you're a bloody idiot.

9 les flewrs du mal-charles baudlair

a great collection of poems

10 illuminations-arthur rimbaud

and that's poetry too, sorry. 
my favorite one is war. if you don't want to read the book you can check it out online.
 I think..

And I am terrible at intoducing books. So never again. Probably
Anyway this is merely the order that i read the not based on how mach I liked them. I hope ypu enjoy them just as much as I did.
On an other note I have been reccomended a book called johnny got his gun or something between those line and I was considering reading it if you've read it please give me a rating
thank you for your time.