MY FIRST TWEETVcay: "Just Watched Zombieland. Amazing!"
Zoey: "And now what?"Yes I ws really bored.
Vcay: The fact that you just remembered it and I had to scroll for like two hours makes me feel sad.
Zoey: WE SCROLLED FOR 4 HOURS FOR THAT?
MY FIRST KISS
Zoe: George. Don't wanna talk about it.
Vcay:Not yet to come.
MY FIRST WORD
Vcay:Probably 'mum' or something.
Zoey: Exciting. I said "where is it". I was probably talking about the demon that possessed my brother. He's still possessed.
Vcay: Sure. Of course. The doctor says to always tell you "yes".
Zoey: It might have been a demon book.
Vcay: That makes more sense. Right.
MY FIRST ALCOHOLIC DRINK
Vcay." Probably beer. I don't drink.
Zoey: We're so interesting. Like leaves in autumn.
MY FIRST TEXT TODAY
Vcay: From my phone company. For free texts and calls and stuff.
Zoey: Mine too.
MY FIRST FRIEND
Vcay: Gorgina!!! When I was like three years old.
Zoey:Like an actual friend? *smiles awkwardly* Vcay was my friend, not a backstabbing twat that thought was my friend.
Vcay: *whispers* I wish she's not talking about me.
FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Vcay: Wear my pajamas and lie in bed with my laptop.
FIRST POST ON THE BLOG
Vcay: A post about a bitch on school.
Zoey: I think it's a poem.
FIRST FOLLOWER ON TWITTER
Vcay: The first one unfollowed me and -obviously- I don't remember. So....*evilly* I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I WILL FOUND YOU.
Zoey: I'm not going to scroll for that. I think it was bitch who unfollowed me later. I remember that the whole background was pink.
Vcay: So I was super boredand checked my first follower. It's someone called Mark Tomic (@SmileeMonster). I don't know him, but thanks! :)
Creepy Monster from Vcay's Wardrobe: That doesn't count.
Zoey: Tea? Jasmine Tea?
Creepy Monster from Vcay's Wardrobe: That doesn't count either.
Vcay: Oh I remembered. Your dad.
Zoey: And your mum.
Creepy Monster from Vcay's Wardrobe:*Gets back in the closet slowly, embarrassed and sobbing*
MY FIRST NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
Zoey: I have like 5 every freaking day. I don't remember the first one. Maybe when I spilled boiling water all over me and I had blisters for months. *creepy happy voice*What about you?
Vcay: I suck at this game. I cannot remember. Maybe I was going to fell from somewhere.
MY FIRST PET
Zoey: I had a little turtle.
Vcay: It died.
Zoey: No it didn't! :( It moved. To Japan. Flying with his unicorn. That's what happened. Shut the hell up. It send me a letter.
Vcay: Yeah, that was me. Your parents told me to pretend to be the turtle.
Zoey: You're a fucking liar and I'll kill your cat.
Vcay. Yeah yeah. My first pet was a canary.
THAT'S IT. GO BACK TO YOUR MISERABLY LIFE NOW. LOVE YOU.
Zoey: Hey! We forgot the first time we had sex!
Vcay: Probably because it never happened.
Zoey: Oh. You mean Tina didn't count?