I'm like that most of the time from Monday...:(

I never smile. So what?

Why ppl say that when you're happy you smile? How a facial expresion makes any difference? It doesn't. At least to me.. Some others say it's even attractive. Well if you have a crush on him/her you obviously like him no matter what he/she does. I suppose they just like that he/she is happy or else i just don't get it. I never smile it was never a prob. I think at least nobody said anything about it. What can i say it  just doesn't come out naturally. I'm really akward when I smile even in pictures.  I guess If that's the way to find a bf/gf i guess i'll just stay forever alone. Lawl. I don't even care ppl let you down no matter how much you smile. It's pointless. I just don't and posibly never will so try get used to it.
P.s. If you think that i'm that kind of person that's depressed all the time you're wrong. I'm like hyper all the time. There's a difference between being some weird ''emo'' kid and not smiling.

Sick (and tired)

Όταν έφυγα από το σχολείο, θεωρήθηκα τυχερή που έκανα μόνο μια ώρα μάθημα και μετά έφυγα να πάω στο γιατρό γιατί ήμουν άρρωστη.
 Ναι ρε παιδιά δηλαδή να κάνεις μάθημα στο σχολείο είναι πιο βαρετό από το να περιμένεις δύο ώρες(σοβαρά, δυο ώρες περίμενα) σε ένα προθάλαμο ιατρείου με πέντε βαρήκοες γιαγιάδες...*αψου*
Πάντως, για να χαίρονται τόσο οι μαθητές που είναι άρρωστοι επειδή δεν θα πάνε σχολείο κάτι δεν πρέπει να πηγαίνει καλά. Το λέω για όσους γονείς δεν έχουν πάρει στα σοβαρά το "δεν θέλω να πάω σχολείο".

-Μπορώ να διαβάσω τη σκέψη σου. Σκέψου ένα νούμερο.
-Σκέφτηκα.
-Σκέφτεσαι το 23.
-Όχι.
-Ποιό σκέφτεσαι;
-Την Ελένη.

LOL!

Έξω από το κινέζικο...
"Κάνε την κινέζα"
Έξω από το μαγαζί με οπτικά...
"Δεν βλέπονται"
Στο μάθημα των θρησκευτικών...
"Μ+Χ; Μαρία και Χρίστος;"
Έξω από τράπεζα...
"Θα την αδειάσουμε"

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Ναι τα έχει πει όλα αυτά ΕΝΑ άτομο...Και όχι δεν τα έλεγε επίτηδες...:)

If there's something i hate more than that bitch is MONDAYS!

Αυτό το ΣΚ

Το Σαββατόβραδο αυτό το ΣΚ ήταν οk. Κάτσαμε κάνα δυο ώρες στο cafe, παίζαμε uno και τάβλι, την πλάκα μας την κάναμε. Μετά κάναμε τη βόλτα μας και είδαμε το 'μαλλιοτράβηγμα' αλά 'δεν θέλω να σπάσω κανένα νύχι'. Καλά περάσαμε. :).

Μαλλιοτράβηγμα του αιώνα...:Ρ

Ήταν κάτι άκυρες και η μια έβριζε την άλλη ή κάτι τέτοιο. Σε κάποια φάση έγινε φασαρία έξω από ένα club. Ήταν αυτές οι δυο, με δυο τρεις φίλες τους να τις "υποστηρίζουν". Κατέληξαν να μαλώνουν για το πια είναι πιο πουτάνα από την άλλη.
Φράση της ημέρας: ¨"
Εγώ τουλάχιστον γ*μιέμαι, αλλά δεν πληρώνομαι κιόλας."

Nobody cares?

There are times when you actually believe that nobody cares, that the whole world is against you or you think that you had enough. Then you want to die, run away and you think that everything you ever done, thought, believed was wrong. I'm not trying to be judgmental. I've been there, to be honest i still am. But as I rethink about it I'm like ''There is no way that nobody cares. My parents do, my -to be honest few, but true- friends do. Even the person that tried to convince me that nobody cares about me (you know who you are thanks a lot) cares to see me down, crawling. But you know what? At least I made it till now and I’m not fake (you are). If I could take pride away from you you'd be left with nothing'' So please do me a favor, even though you don't even know me. Destroy that person's day who acts like that in your life. Anything could do. Anything that will make him/her in my case her sad or even devastated. I know i sound like a bitch but she's been trying to ruin my life for three years now. Well i guess that considering you haven't accomplished it by now you never will. I hope you're reading this right now and feel awful.
To anybody else have a nice day :).
Thanks.

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time, there was a wonderful little girl who lived with her parents in a kingdom far far away from here. But the girl's mother died and her father married a bad, evil woman who hated the poor little girl. When her father died too, her evil step-mother....

Έτσι κάπως αρχίζει το 99,9% των παραμυθιών για κορίτσια.
Έχω κάποιες ενστάσεις:
-Πόσο χάλια γούστο πρέπει να έχει ο πατέρας της για να διαλέξει την πιο κακιά γυναίκα;
-Γιατί δεν αναφέρεται ο λόγος θανάτου των γονιών της; Άνοιξε η γη και τους κατάπιε;

Αυτά τα παραμύθια πρώτα απ' όλα κάνουν τα παιδάκια να είναι προκατειλημμένα με τον όρο ''μητριά''. Ας το παραδεχτούμε, όταν ακούς ''μητριά'' σίγουρα δεν σου έρχεται στο μυαλό μια normal γυναίκα που θέλει να τα έχει καλά μαζί σου, αλλά (στην καλύτερη περίπτωση) μια στρίγγλα που θέλει το κακό σου.
Αν πούμε πως όταν πέθανε η μητέρα της ήταν 10, κάνα δυο χρόνια μετά ξαναπαντρεύτηκε, άντε και 3 χρόνια μετά να πέθανε ο πατέρας το κοριτσάκι δεν ήταν κοριτσάκι, 15 χρονών γαϊδούρα ήταν. Δεν νομίζω πως θα ανεχόταν να τη βάζει να κάνει τη λάντζα (βλ. Σταχτοπούτα) ή ότι άλλο. Και άντε, πες στις εποχές εκείνες τα κορίτσια δεν ήταν όπως σήμερα. Αφού ήθελε να την ξεφορτωθεί γιατί δεν την πάντρευε και αν ήθελε υπηρέτρια ας έπαιρνε καμία άκυρη (γιατί ο πατέρας του είχε αφήσει την περιουσία).
Και τι σκατά πατέρας ήταν που έκανε μόνο μια κόρη; Τότε ήθελαν γιους. όχι μόνο στα παραμύθια έκαναν μόνο ένα παιδί, ήταν και κορίτσι. Πόσοι άντρες θα το ανεχόταν αυτό; Σήμερα μπορεί, αλλά τότε με της καμία.
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Ά, και κάτι για τη Χιονάτη.
Τι αχάριστη κι αυτή βρε παιδί μου...  Της σκούπιζαν της μαγείρευαν οι νάνοι, ακόμη και κοτζάμ φέρετρο της έφτιαξαν κι αυτή μόλις είδε το κελεπούρι, μην την είδατε.
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Και κάτι άλλο: Πως γίνεται ο πρίγκιπας να εμφανίζεται πάντα στο άκυρο; Θέλουν να περάσουν το μήνυμα ότι οι πρίγκιπες τότε θαμπώνονταν από τις φτωχές κοπέλες; Καμία_σχέση!
Και στην Ωραία Κοιμωμένη είναι λίγο λάθος να υπάρχει πρίγκιπας, εφόσον οι γονείς της Αυγής ήταν βασιλιάς και βασίλισσα, δεν υπάρχει περίπτωση να είναι αδερφός της γιατί
1)Θα ήταν αηδία
2)Θα έπεφτε κι αυτός σε αιώνιο ύπνο.
Σόρι δηλαδή, 100 χρόνια κοιμόταν η άλλη, δεν γέρασε; Ας έχει και μια μικρή έστω αληθοφάνεια. Θα χαλιόταν τα 3χρονα άμα έλεγε "μετά από λίγους μήνες";Έλεος


Τα παραμύθια που δεν ακολουθούν το στερεότυπο είναι:
-Η Κοκκινοσκουφίτσα (που και αυτή σκατά μάνα είχε)
-Η Πεντάμορφη και το Τέρας (που πάλι είχε πεθάνει η μητέρα της)


Γι' αυτό, το αγαπημένο μου παραμύθι είναι 'Το μολυβένιο στρατιωτάκι'...

Beauty(?) and the Beast

Everyone says "it doesn't matter how tall/thin/short/fat etc you are. What matters most is your character."
The point? That is not true. I mean, people who say than are 
a) famous 
b) pretty.
Also, today no one cares about your character. Everyone judges you from your appearance.
 :(
Think of it.  There are a lot of "beasts" out there that can't find anyone to love them just because they are ugly. 
Remember Ugly Betty? Patty? Beast from Beauty and the Beast? They had a makeover and then they got married/loved/in relationship. 
Or all these films on Disney Channel. The characters are supposed to pass this message to young kids.
But if you see them, they are all Miss Beauty.
If they want to encourage kids, why isn't there a film that the main character(s) is fat, short,with a face full of zits, glasses, braces and horrible style? Only with a movie like that teens will believe in themselves. Because, admit it, all teenagers have at least two of these characteristics I mentioned before.


               

Well...

Έχω βαρεθεί τη συμπεριφορά της.
"Έκανα αυτό...έκανα το άλλο...." Μιλάει όλο για τον εαυτό της. Πάντα γυρίζει τη συζήτηση στο τι έκανε αυτή. Μας έχει πει την ιστορία της ζωής της καμία 20αρια φορές. Άσε που σχεδόν όλα είναι ψέματα.
Και να ήταν μόνο αυτό;
Πέρσι, δευτέρα γυμνασίου εμείς, πρώτη αυτή, μιλούσαμε για λίγο στο διάλειμμα. Φέτος κατάλαβε πως η κολλητή μου είναι πιο ενδιαφέρον άτομο από μένα (που είναι-αλλά τέλος πάντων) και τώρα με γράφει κανονικότατα. Όταν την βλέπω στο διάδρομο και δεν είμαι μαζί με την κολλητή μου, το μόνο που θα μου πει είναι κάτι τύπου "Που είναι η Ζ.;" ή "Πες στη Ζ....".
Είναι η τρίτη φορά που το παθαίνω αυτό.
Η πρώτη; Στην πέμπτη δημοτικού, που ακόμα δεν είχαμε βγει απ' τ' αυγό. Κάναμε παρέα εγώ, η Ζ. και ένα άλλο κορίτσι με την καινούρια της τάξης. Μόλις η καινούρια τα βρήκε με τα κορίτσια του άλλου τμήματος (του by the way στην αρχή τις σνόμπαρε) εμάς ούτε να γυρίσει να μας δει.
Μετά στην έκτη. Πάλι το ίδιο concept : καινούριο κορίτσι, μας μιλούσε μέχρι να γίνει super δημοφιλής και μετά ούτε τα ονόματά μας θυμόταν. Ένα ξερό "Γεια" στο δρόμο και πολύ είναι. Που καθόμασταν εγώ και η Ζ. και την παριγορούσαμε που κανείς δεν τη συμπαθεί.
Θέλω σε κάποια φάση κάποιος να θέλει να με γνωρίσει επειδή είμαι εγώ: η ξενέρωτη, βαρετή Β... Όχι γιατί θέλει κάποιον για καβάτζα όταν δεν έχει κανένα φίλο και μετά να μου συμπεριφέρεται σαν σκουπίδι. Όχι να θέλει να γνωρίσει εμένα και να με βλέπει ως μέσο για να γνωρίσει άλλους.
Προς το παρόν, τέσσερα άτομα το έχουν καταφέρει αυτό.
Zoe (ότι και να πεις μπλε είναι και κόψε το λαιμό σου)
Katherine (πότε παντρευόμαστε;)
Georgina (ότι να ναι)
Vasia (κρίμα που φεύγεις...Θα μας λείψεις! :-*)
Vcay
=BFFE

Δεν θα τις άλλαζα με τίποτα. 

My opinion how relashionships are like

Why is everyone so desperate to be in a relasionship? It never works out well. Anyway, at least when you're 15. So all these happen to gain experience in life?  You just end up getting hurt. Truth is i had lots of crushes but why have a relashionship with someone so immature? Even if you like each other how can you be sure that it will work out? It won't and you will cry 'till your friends make you feel better ( do you remember the ones you ignored while you were with him? ) and then you'll start falling for somebody else 'till you're way to broken and have learned your lesson not to trust anyone and have gained your so called experience. On the other hand if it's all about sex, find somebody who wants the same thing and get the f*ck over it. Your friends won't stay there forever to make you feel better they've got their own lives and after some time it gets annoying anyways.

Zoe

8 Facts About Smurfs That Are Actually Kind of Interesting

By Jon Gutierrez in Cartoons, Daily Lists

Thursday, July 21, 2011 at 8:01 am

​If you lived through the 1980s, chances are you owned, listened to or watched the tiny blue gnomes named The Smurfs. They're actually much older than that, as Belgian cartoonist Peyo created them way back in 1958. And since then they've been entertaining (and boring the minds out of) millions of people around the world. Which brings up the question: How can the Smurfs be both universally popular and so boring that watching their "adventures" makes you want to take a smurfing gun and smurf yourself? It might be because the having a giant village of identical creatures doesn't really lend themselves to interesting, nuanced plots. Or it might be that their cartoons and comics relied on paper-thin storylines that were shallow even for '80s Saturday morning cartoons, which is really saying something.

Either way, The Smurfs were a blight on the cultural landscape, which will somehow be made even worse by the upcoming CGI movie travesty. After all, Smurfette was already annoying, but her voiced by Katy Perry should have you smurfing your eyes and ears out by the second smurfing act. But still, even the most boring, sappy properties usually have at least one or two interesting things hidden within their layers of horribleness. Here are the few we were able to dredge up from 52 years of Smurfs history. Read 'em and smurf!

8) The Smurfs Started the Zombie Genre
​In 1963, six years before George Romero filmed Night of the Living Dead, Peyo introduced a Smurfs storyline called Les Schtroumpfs Noirs, or "The Black Smurfs" (they changed them to "The Purple Smurfs" in the U.S. for the obvious reasons). In it, a Smurf is bit by an unusual stinging insect which spreads a virulent disease that turns its victims into angry, insane black creatures that hop around shouting "GNAP!" while also mindlessly trying to bite every smurf in sight to spread the plague. As the Smurfs try to contain the infection, the Smurf patient zero regains enough intelligence to disguise himself as a regular Smurf, infiltrate the village and further spread the Smurfy disease. And just when it looks like lone survivor Papa Smurf has developed a cure... he's goddamn bitten and transforms too. But luckily, he knocks the cure into the fire, where it explodes, curing everyone and bringing everything back to normal. Except in the original comics, where the first bitten Smurf never regains his normal happy outlook on life and becomes known as... Grouchy Smurf. Which is understandable. You'd be grouchy too if you almost brought about the Smurfocalypse.

7) The Smurf Village Was Once Bombed into Extinction
Most people would agree that war crimes and genocide are kinda bad. But just in case there were people on the fence, UNICEF created a series of anti-genocide commercials featuring a happy Smurf village that got bombed back into the stone age (which to be honest, wasn't too far back). While you can debate the effectiveness of the message, it certainly didn't pull any punches with it's final shot of a crying baby smurf surrounded by dead Smurfs and the mangled body of Smurfette. Although we have to say it didn't make us any more against war crimes... it just made us want to see more dead Smurfs.

6) There Was a "Poison Smurf" Scare in Britian During the '70s
​While Smurfs were everywhere in the states during the '80s, they were even bigger in the UK during the '70s. You'd find Smurf figurines everywhere. You even got them free for buying gas at National Garage Petrol stations, who had the slogan "service with a smurf," which, because of the vagueness of the Smurf language, could've meant anything. Unfortunately the demand for Smurf figures was so high that at one point, the manufacturers got them painted overseas in Hong Kong, forgetting that overseas lead paint requirements were much lower than the usual European regulations. Suddenly people all over the country were terrified that kids were going to get lead poisoning from putting Smurfs in their mouths (how stupid did they think kids were back then?). Of course, no kids ended up dead by Smurfs, although it did lead to a parody song called "Lick a Smurp For Christmas (All Fall Down)" by Father Abraphart and the Smurps... which thankfully doesn't exist online.

5) Smurfs Creator Peyo Hates Smurfette
​Keeping in mind that the '70s was not the best time for feminists, it's still fair to say that Peyo was not the most... um... pro-woman person. If you read the old Smurfs strips, it was clear that Smurfette was a vain troublemaker that existed to tempt and nag male Smurfs into to getting whatever she wanted. Now, Smurfette fared a little better in the 1980s cartoon, but since Peyo was the script supervisor, she still wasn't exactly a strong, female character. In fact, Peyo once reportedly described Smurfette's behavior as "She seduces, she uses trickery rather than force to get results. She is incapable of telling a joke without blowing the punch line. She is a blabbermouth but only makes superficial comments. She is constantly creating enormous problems for the Smurfs but always manages to blame it on someone else." Not exactly enlightened stuff. And when the U.S. writers asked Peyo if she could actually help the Smurfs and save the day once in a while, his response was a shocked "Come on now, do they expect me to make her a (female) gym teacher?" which of course, was Belgian for "lesbian." Kind of makes you wonder what he thought about Sassette, doesn't it?

4) The Smurfs Were a Spin-Off from a Less Successful Comic Strip
​With the success of the Smurfs, you might think they were just created to be a cash cow for Peyo. Well, they actually began as part of a different comic strip, "Johan & Pirlouit," about a medieval page and his tiny goat-riding sidekick (if they sound vaguely familiar, it's because they appeared in the Smurfs cartoons as the similar sounding "Johann and Peewit".) Well, in one of their original comic adventures, the pair discovered a mushroom village of tiny blue men called the Schtroumpfs. While the Smurfs were just minor recurring characters in the strips, they soon took off and Peyo gave them their own series, although Johann and Peewit showed up from time to time. In fact, the first Smurfs movie, The Smurfs And the Magic Flute, was a just retitled Johan and Pirlouit movie, which is why the Smurfs don't show up in the film until around 20 minutes in.

3) Celebrities Were Voicing Smurfs Well Before the New Movie
Considering the huge number of Smurf crowd scenes, it makes sense that the Smurfs TV series needed huge numbers of voice actors. Now, like every Saturday morning cartoon series, you had a few of the legendary professional voice actors who dominated '80s cartoons like Don Messick (Papa Smurf, Scooby Doo, Muttley), Michael Bell (Handy Smurf, G.I. Joe's Duke, Voltron's Lance) and Frank Welker (Hefty Smurf, Megatron, Scooby Doo's Fred). But a lot of others were well-known actors that did small parts on the show under the head of "additional voices." These include Ed Begley, Jr., Sorrell Booke (The Dukes Of Hazzard's Boss Hogg), Rene Auberjonois (Star Trek DS9's Odo), Edie McClurg (the secretary from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and Ray Walston. And yes, legendary SNL comedian Phil Hartman pitched in some various voices for different episodes, although we haven't waded through all the episodes to pick out his voice. We don't hate ourselves that much.

2) The Smurf Village iPhone App Cost Some People Thousands of Bucks
​One of the most popular iPhone apps in 2010 was Smurf Village, which allowed iPhone users to make a, well, Smurf Village and rebuild it after Gargamel destroys it. While the app was free, users could buy extra things to pretty up their village like extra mushroom houses, wheelbarrows and smurfberries (and those things weren't cheap, as batches of smurfberries can go for $60 and buildings like a town bakery sells for $100). Well, it turns out that kids could buy those things just by tapping on them without even a warning that the user's iTunes account was getting charged... which meant kids could rack up huge bills for their parents without even knowing they were doing it. That led to kids spending literally thousands of dollars on the apps, including one Swedish mom getting charged $7,800 for virtual Smurf crap during a single car trip. Afterwards, they built in a capability to lock out purchases and programmed it to give warnings about the purchases and gave refunds to people who complained, but some people were still out a whole lot of smurfberries.

1) Smurfberry Crunch Cereal Turned Your Crap Blue
If you're going to have a cereal called Smurfberry Crunch, you'd expect it to be kind of blue, right? So, even though smurfberries in the cartoon were red, Post added a bunch of blue berries into the mix. Unfortunately, the blue food coloring wasn't absorbed by the human body, leading to a bunch of scared mothers worried about their kids' blue poop. It was taken off the market and replaced with a different version, which is a shame because it undoubtedly gave kids the ultimate Smurfs experience. After all, when a Smurf smurfs in the woods... we're betting it's blue, too.

Brahms- Hungarian Dance no 5