What Would Vcay Do If...?

...being forced to change from a bit insane horror-lover wallflower to a proper lady by four guys?
I would be cooperative. At the end I wouldn't have so much blood left in my veins though. (Too much hotness, too much nose bleeding).

...She had witnessed 9/11?
I'd start a band and name them My Chemical Romance-Ok, I stop. I don't know. Really. I'd be shocked. Or course. But I honestly have no idea more than that. I've never experienced something familiar, thank God.
 

Drawing Anime Eyes-Basic

by Zoey

STEP 1
Get coffee.



STEP 2
Draw little shape like half a leaf or something, with a snake's tongue on one edge, like I did below.

 

STEP 3

Draw a little curve at the bottom. Make sure to look like the curve and the one you draw below look like they are connected, but they should not, like below. Yes, I know I suck at this.

 

STEP 4

Draw an egg-shaped thing but leave a small space somewhere in the middle of the lines, the one a bit higher than the other.

 

STEP 5

Draw a little circle in the middle to make the pupil. Then make two little thingies I did below if you want your eye to look more realistic.

 

STEP 6

Shade your eye at the two corners, or something. Like below.

 

STEP 7

Color your eye and put two small curves above your eye.

 

STEP 8

Draw an eyebrow, if you wish.

 

 

 

 

The End.

 

 

 

 

Zoey

 

 

Vcay: This is our 400th post! :D 

Piano, Stress and Talking

Sequel of 'Piano, Stress and Biology"

So I talked to my dad about all the crap I wrote yesterday, about me wanting to quit the piano class. And now I feel horrible. He tried to convince me otherwise and I just keep saying 'no' but in the end....
I don't know. Really. I feel like the most awful person alive right now. Maybe because things change and I am the one who is causing the change. And I hate change so much, I hate change more than I hate the bitches at my school. That is the conversation:
Me: Dad i want to quit piano class.
Dad: What? Why?
Me: I know that i am not going to study for it, I mean I hardly did last year, you know that.
Dad: We can ask for your teacher to loosen it up a little bit.[Me thinking: That's never going to happen.] And if you don't have time to practice, it's all right.
Me: Well, dad, the point is I feel awful every time I step in the class and just say that i didn't study at all. I cant stand the fact that all year round, I'll do this every Thursday.
Dad: Why?
Me: i don't know dad, it's just me. And besides, i know that i need to spend a lot of time in order to study a track. And i don't think i'll do that. No, i know i wont do it.
*After more arguing about how music can make people calmer and stuff."
Dad: As you wish, im not going to push you.

What i said was all true. And now? Dad is ok, the teacher is not going to mind...
Oh yeah, i forgot.
Im such a coward i just cant go to the teacher and say "Hey! Nice to see you again! I will not have piano classes this year because...."
Because what?

THINGS I CAN SAY

A. "...I will not have the time to study for your piano class"
Teacher: But you can study for relaxation!
Me:...awkward silence due to my awkwardness and sadness and coward-ness I will be forced to agree to one more year of piano lessons and pretty much hate myself after this*
B:"...I don't like piano."
It's not happening i love playing and i don't have the guts anyway.
C."....I know i will not study for your piano class i mean i hardly studied last year."
Teacher: It doesn't matter to me! [It does matter to her after one week she will forget what we said]
Me:...*awkward silence due to my awkwardness and sadness and coward-ness I will be forced to agree to one more year of piano lessons and pretty much hate myself after this*


Or i could just continue the piano classes like dad said, we could loosen up a bit.

THE ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF BOTH OPTIONS

ADVANTAGES OF QUITTING
More time
No stress (except the one that already existed)
No bed feelings because i didn't study
Music wont be something i am forced to do and i will play whenever i want, whatever i want.

DISADVANTAGES OF QUITTING
Not more than 10 minutes of awkward talk with my teacher
I may not be able to play any other tracks without any help


ADVANTAGES OF CONTINUING
Possibly one or two tracks i will learn and i will like

DISADVANTAGES OF CONTINUING
Less time
More stress
Bad feelings because i didn't study
Music will be something i am forced to do

British guy:Taking everything mentioned above in consideration, I believe that Vcay should definitely choose to quit her piano classes due to the fact that the advantages of this option far outweigh the disadvantages.

Hell yeah, i agree with this random British guy I don't even know where he came from!
I will do it. I will quit piano class and after the awkward conversation with the teacher is over, i;m going to be so proud of myself im going to eat some chocolate.

Doctor: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Fine, I'll just be proud of myself.
See ya. And if i end up alive( aka without piano classes) after this I'm going to post it. And you will congratulate me.

British guy: That's an order.

Exactly.

Vcay

P.S. Sorry for all the "i"s that are not capitalized i was just so bored to correct them after i wrote the post.

Άβυσσος η ψυχή της γυναίκας...

1. Οι γυναίκες μπορούν να συγχωρήσουν έναν άντρα που εκμεταλλεύτηκε την ευκαιρία, ποτέ όμως κάποιον που την έχασε.

Charles Maurice de talleyrand

2. Η γυναίκα που κλείνει τα μάτια της όταν φιλάει έναν άντρα, συνήθως προσπαθεί να θυμηθεί το όνομα του.

Evan Esar ...

3. Τι αρέσει στις γυναίκες, έχει 16 cm μήκος και αρχίζει από Π;

Το πενηντάευρο

4. Ξέρεις τι σημαίνει να γυρίζεις σπίτι το βράδυ σε μία γυναίκα που σου προσφέρει αγάπη, ζεστασιά και τρυφερότητα; Σημαίνει οτι είσαι σε λάθος σπίτι.

Henny Youngman

5. Ποτέ μην εμπιστεύεσαι τις γυναίκες που λένε την πραγματική τους ηλικία. Αφού μπορούν να πουν αυτό, μπορούν να πουν τα πάντα.

Oscar Wilde

6. Μια γυναίκα που διαβάζει το Playboy αισθάνεται σαν Εβραίος που διαβάζει προπαγανδιστικό φυλλάδιο των Ναζί.

Gloria Steinem

7. Όταν ένας άντρας λέει πρόστυχα λόγια σε μια γυναίκα, είναι σεξουαλική παρενόχληση. Όταν μια γυναίκα λέει πρόστυχα λόγια σ' έναν άντρα, είναι 1,19 ευρώ το λεπτό.

Steven Wright

8. Μόνο τα καλά κορίτσια κρατούν ημερολόγιο. Τα κακά δεν έχουν χρόνο.

Tallulah Bankhead

9. Το μόνο καλύτερο από μια γυμνή γυναίκα είναι δυο γυμνές γυναίκες.

Hugh Hefner

10. Ποιά είναι τα τέσσερα ζώα που θέλει να έχει μια γυναίκα; Μια jaguar στο γκαράζ της, μια αλεπού στη ντουλάπα της, ένα τίγρη στο κρεβάτι της και ένα βόδι για να πληρώνει τα παραπάνω!

11. Οι γυναίκες είναι όπως τα πούρα: οι πρώτες ρουφηξιές είναι οι καλύτερες.

Georges Wolinski

12. Εάν θέλετε να παντρευτείτε όμορφη, έξυπνη και πλούσια, θα πρέπει να παντρευτείτε τρεις φορές.

Ανώνυμος

13. Όταν ένας άντρας ανοίγει την πόρτα του αυτοκινήτου στην σύζυγό του, δύο πράγματα μπορεί να συμβαίνουν: ή είναι καινούρια σύζυγος ή είναι καινούριο το αυτοκίνητο

14. Eίπα στη γυναίκα μου την αλήθεια। Της είπα πως βλέπω ψυχίατρο. Μετά μου είπε την αλήθεια:βλέπει ψυχίατρο, δυο υδραυλικούς και έναν μπάρμαν

15. Αν θέλετε πραγματικά η γυναίκα σας να σας ακούει όταν μιλάτε, να μιλάτε στον ύπνο σας.

Rita Rudner

16. Εύκολη: αντρικός όρος που χαρακτηρίζει τις γυναίκες που έχουν τη σεξουαλική ηθική του άντρα

17. -Μπορεί μια γυναίκα να κάνει έναν άντρα εκατομμυριούχο?

  -Αν ήταν δισεκατομμυριούχος

18. Καμιά γυναίκα δεν αντέχει ένα χαρτοπαίκτη σύζυγο, εκτός αν κερδίζει συνέχεια.

Thomas Dewar

19. Υπάρχουν διάφορα μηχανήματα που διεγείρουν σεξουαλικά, ειδικά τις γυναίκες. Το καλύτερο είναι μια Mercedes-Benz SLR.

Λιν Λαβνέρ

20. Κάποτε έκοψα το ποτό και τις γυναίκες. Ήταν τα χειρότερα 20 λεπτά της ζωής μου.

George Best

21. Για τις γυναίκες το καλύτερο αφροδισιακό είναι οι λέξεις. Το σημείο G είναι στα αυτιά. Όποιος ψάχνει πιο κάτω χάνει το χρόνο του.

Ιζαμπέλ Αλιέντε

22. Για να ντυθεί μια γυναίκα, γδύνονται δυο ζώα: ένα που δίνει τη γούνα κι ένα που την πληρώνει

23. Το μεγαλύτερο πλεονέκτημα του να είσαι γυναίκα, είναι ότι μπορείς να δείχνεις περισσότερο ηλίθια από ότι πραγματικά είσαι και κανείς να μην εκπλήσσεται.

Freya Stark

24. Μπορεί οι γυναίκες να προσποιούνται οργασμούς, αλλά οι άντρες προσποιούνται ολόκληρες σχέσεις.

Σάρον Στόουν

25. Οι γυναίκες είναι σαν το τσιγάρο. Όσο και να καπνίσεις πάντα κάτι μένει.

by Gorginaaa...!

Σπιτική μερέντα με ζαχαρούχο....

Υλικά

200 γρ. κουβερτούρα 50 - 55% κακάο, ψιλοκομμένη

400 γρ. ζαχαρούχο γάλα

100 γρ. φουντούκια, αποφλοιωμένα

250 γρ. βούτυρο αγελάδος, λιωμένο ελαφρώς

Μερίδες για 950 γρ.

Προετοιμασία 10΄

Διαδικασία

Λιώνουμε την κουβερτούρα σε μπεν μαρί (σε μεταλλικό μπολ που έχουμε βάλει σε κατσαρόλα με νερό που βράζει). Παράλληλα, ζεσταίνουμε ελαφρώς το ζαχαρούχο γάλα. Κατεβάζουμε την κουβερτούρα από τη φωτιά, ρίχνουμε σε αυτή το ζαχαρούχο γάλα και ανακατεύουμε με μια κουτάλα. Πολτοποιούμε στο μπλέντερ, όσο καλύτερα μπορούμε, το φουντούκι, έτσι ώστε να «βγάλει» το λάδι του και να γίνει ένα μείγμα σαν πολτός και το ρίχνουμε μέσα στο μείγμα της σοκολάτας. Προσθέτουμε και το βούτυρο. Ανακατεύουμε πολύ καλά να αναμειχθούν καλά τα υλικά και γεμίζουμε βάζα. Διατηρούμε την κρέμα στο ψυγείο και, όταν πρόκειται να την καταναλώσουμε, τη βγάζουμε από την ψύξη και την αφήνουμε να αποκτήσει θερμοκρασία δωματίου.

ΚΑΛΗ ΟΡΕΞΗ...!! By Gorgina..! 

Monday's Excuses

So you are with your friends and stupid douche comes over and you hate his guts. You need an excuse. What the hell do you do? With Zoey and Vcay.
No this is not about cutting him into pieces with a little knife.
Some are stupid, some actually work and some are just.....whatever.

EXCUSE #1

My bff called me. Her cat's on labor, sorry I have to go.

EXCUSE #2

Now that you're here the number of people is odd which is bad luck. I have to leave, before we all die.

EXCUSE #3

I forgot to study. For this test. That we don't have. But you cant know that.

EXCUSE #4

My little brother fell from the window and I have to be in the hospital.

EXCUSE #5

My favorite show is on TV right now I have to go watch it.

EXCUSE #6

I just noticed that this place has bad spiritual energy. I really have to leave.

EXCUSE #7

I need to tell you something really important about me. I am a unicorn. We have the official unicorn minute in five minutes and I really have to be there.

EXCUSE #8

It's late. If I don't leave and be and bad kid and return home late, Santa won't give me a present.

EXCUSE #9

I have to pee. *gets out of the window*

EXCUSE #10

I have a cat. I forgot that. I'll go home. To feed my dad. Before he starts barking at the neighbors. (If you think 'Whaaat' it's exactly what we're thinking as well.)

That's it. Bye.

Zoey
Vcay

Piano, Stress and Biology.

I think writing here will calm me down a bit.

And no , I am not procrastinating. I have to study Biology and I love Biology so why would I procrastinate?

Anyway, I just learnt that I'm going to start piano classes in some days. I'm supposed to be excited, right? Well, I'm not.

I'm not the kind of person who can keep up with school, extra French and Spanish classes AND piano lessons. I love playing the piano and I will learn a lot of tracks I like this year, but I don't think I will have the time to do it. As a born procrastinator (not right now) I will need at least FIVE whole hours to actually study for school.

People tell me to see piano like a hobby, or a stress-reliever or something. The point is that I cannot sit down and play for more than fifteen minutes without feel like I am forced to. And fifteen minutes is obviously not enough.

And then there is my piano teacher, who constantly pushes me to have a piano degree and as a result to work harder than I am supposed to. Guess what. I don't want to.

So what? Am I going to stop? I don't want to quit and never play the piano again, but I cannot learn new tracks without a teacher yet, but I obviously don't want to continue like last year.

God, I am already stressed and I haven't even started yet.

I really want to improve at school this year and I will not be able to keep up. I know that. I know myself and I know I m not made for things like that.

 

Vcay



Downton Abbey-Tv Series Review

Contains Spoilers

 

I have watched all three seasons and haven't missed one episode. I have the two first seasons on DVD and I watch them again and again. I just love Downton Abbey. My favorite? I really cannot decide. Of course I just adore Violet (Maggie Smith). Who doesn't? I always liked Mary(Michelle Dockery), even when she's acting...well, the way she does. Sybil (Jessica Brown Findlay) was one of my favorites from the start; I knew she was going to have a story like this. And of course, Edith, the one I could mostly relate to. If I was one person from there, I would be Edith (Laura Carmichael) and I'd like to be Edith. I even named one of my cat's kittens after her. Let's not forget Daisy, who, I have to be honest, broke on my nerves when she wasn't sure if she should marry William. She didn't even try to look happy. William was dying and she was like 'I'm needed in the kitchen'. She pissed me off. Cora was the nether-hot-or-cold character. Sometimes I liked her, sometimes not, but mostly ignored her. Mrs Hughes is a character like that, though I never found times I didn't like her.

Now for the gentlemen. Robert was nice, cool, ok, but that's it. I remember one scene that pissed me off though. When Matthew was injured, and the doctor said that he could have children; Robert seemed to care more for that than for Matthew's health. But, to be honest, that would be what I would care for. However, I can be a heartless bitch at times. Matthew Crawley. Is. An. Obsession. I loved him the first time I saw him and adored the love story with Mary. They would be my favorite couple in the series if it wasn't for...But let me continue with the characters. Mr. Carson is also a character I think Downton Abbey will be horrible without.

Tomas Barrow. For and unexplained reason, all teenage girls today are OBSESSED with homosexual guys. And I am no exception to the rule. (Why does it happen? No idea.) When Tomas kisses Jamie after that BITCH !$#^#^*$^ *hmm* *hmm* miss O'Bryan made him have false hopes about it, I really wanted Jamie to kiss back. And I wish he will find someone later on. I don't think i'll be able to stand the fact that he will end up alone in the end.

And now I want to be that heartless bitch I mentioned. Anna and John Bates.

I hate them.

I wish they didn't exist.

Sure, the story is quite interesting with the whole evil-ex-wife thingy but it gets boring when Mrs. Bates No1 strikes once, twice, three times....I just found it too cliché?? I don't know, but every time it was Anna and John I wished I wouldn't have to watch it and just skip it. They got married, happily ever after we will see Anna with a little baby next season blah blah blah...

For the finale, Tom Branson and lady Sybil Crawley. Their story is awesome. It may seem like an ordinary I-will-marry-him-dad-I-love-him but in the end, no one really hates anyone. Robert doesn't hate Sybil, he may does have some feelings like hate for Tom, but I am sure they are not hate, everyone else doesn't seem to have a problem with it and in the end Tom ends up living with little Sybil in Downton, which was the best ending. For me, at least. Of course, Sybil's death was shoking, but- I really hate myself for that- I ruined the ending for me, when I googled 'Downton abbey lady Sybil' and end up with her death. So, I pretty much knew it.

Just a thought: Am I the only one who thinks that Matthew and Marry's son will marry Sybi? Not, like, in the next season, but if we think too far in the future maybe? It's the ideal couple. That's what the family will think obviously.

Don't rush., Vcay.

I haven't talked about everyone of course, I may do a better review in the future, including as many characters as possible.

 

Vcay

Dedications 2

So I am on the mood for some dedications...Not much, just a bunch. (Hey that rhymed) just because I'm really happy Zoey and I finally added a music player here :)



Zoey-Our Lady of Sorrows BY My Chemical Romance
Gorgina-Gettin' Lucky by Draft Punk
Katherine- I'm Just a Kid by Simple Plan
Vaso-Jet Lag by Simple Plan
Georgia-I Feel Like Dancin' by All Time Low
Theodora-Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan
Every high school student ever-High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup and Grow up by Simple Plan
To All Of You-Every Snowflake is Different Just Like You by My Chemical Romance and The World is Ugly by My Chemical Romance as well!

That's it guys. Bye!

Vcay 

What Would Vcay Do If...?

...She got flashed down the toilet and ended up in the Demon World and being announced that she is the Demon Queen, in the world of the anime Kyo Kara Maoh?
I'd slap Wolfram. And i'd just say yes to everything Conrart and Gwendal say. But mainly, I'd slap Wolfram.

...Sebastian Michaelis wanted to make a contract with her?
That's not how it goes. I must be the one to call Sebastian. But whatever. I wouldn't make a contract. I want my life. I know Sebastian's awesome but is it worth to die in like five years tops just because you want to spend time with him?

...She got flashed down the toilet and ended up in the Demon World and being announced that she is the Demon Queen, in the world of the anime Kyo Kara Maoh?
I'd slap Wolfram. And i'd just say yes to everything Conrart and Gwendal say. But mainly, I'd slap Wolfram.

...Sebastian Michaelis wanted to make a contract with her?
That's not how it goes. I must be the one to call Sebastian. But whatever. I wouldn't make a contract. I want my life. I know Sebastian's awesome but is it worth to die in like five years tops just because you want to spend time with him?

...Claude Faustus wanted to make a contract with her?
My soul when the person who killed Alois Trancy dies. Claude killed him so he'll die and I'll live and get my revenge >:)

...Stumbling upon a Host Club while searching for a quiet place to study, then braking a vase and be forced to attend the club to pay for the vase even though she is a girl?
I'd love it! :) Spending everyday with Tamaki, Kyoya, The Hitachiins, Honey and Mori? Where do I sign?
 

Andrei Chikatilo & and other Things

So the other day I was playing one of these games in which you have to guess in the guy on the picture is a criminal or a programmer or something. And I stumbled upon Andrei Chikatilo...
According to Wikipedia he was a Soviet serial killer, nicknames the Butcher of Rostov, Red Ripper and the Rostov Ripper, who committed the sexual assault, murder and mutilation of a minimum of 52 women and children between 1978 and 1990 in the Russian SFSR. Chikatilo confessed to a total of 56 murders and was tried for 53 of these killings in April 1992. He was convicted and sentenced to death for 52 of these murders in October 1992 and subsequently executed in February 1994.
My first thought was why don't I know him? Or at least heard of him? He committed 56 murders for God's sake.
Some would think something like "If he was American or something, we would know him." Well, I learnt about Virginia Tech Massacre two months ago. I bet that if I ask anyone on my country, there will be only a small number of people who would know about it. Virginia is in the USA. We don't know of it.
I really don't know what is the subject of this post, I honestly have no idea. Maybe the fact that we are unaware of what is really going on out there? Maybe that we think we are safe just because we live in a small country? Well Russia is not that far.
A lot of people here think that everything bad happens to the US. Bullshit. It happens everywhere. Just because US is a bigger country and we learn things that happen there more often, doesn't mean that there aren't serial killers in Greece.
That's it. Bye.

Vcay

How To Stop Being A Bystander

If you expect those really good usefull advise you should better leave.To be honest I haven't really figured this one out myself but truthfully this update is for me just as much as it is to you.So don't judge or do that I don't really care I'm just trying to  help those people that are as invisible I am to fit in a little better(I'm not implying this will help at all..)

1 Make sure people realize you are there (scream at them-this will definately work)

2 Stalk the popular kids and start acting like them you might end up acting like a cunt but who cares since fake people will pretend that they like you :)

3 Violate their personal space people love it when you do that because they feel wanted(continue no matter what, even if they repeatedly tell you to leave them alone)

4 Share every little detail of your personal life with the internet. No wait you brobably are doing that already.

5 Lie about yourself. Seriously who wants to hear about your boring life.Be somebody else.Be creative.

6 Act like you don't care about anything this will make you look 'cool' to the others.

7 Get a dinosaur. Dinosaurs are cool as fuck and that way people will like you.

8 Always wear sunglasses no matter the time and the wheather this not only will it make you look like a complete douche but will also hide your eyes but will also make you look more mysterious.

9 Dye your hair a non-natural colour (green , blue, pink) even though you mignt not like it this is what cool people do so it is bound to look cool on you too, right?

Those are my advise.I can't see what can go wrong because they are awesome but to be sure if you don't want every single person at your school to be jealous of your greatness be carefull with those very precious pieces of advice.

Zoey

The Touble with Fate-Leigh Evans Book Review

I adored it. I read it long ago and I don't remember lots of details, but I recall that I couldn't stop until I reach the end. I bought it while we were on three-day school trip and to be honest, I didn't really pay too much attention to it then. I left it aside for a while and I started reading it again after two months after or so. And I loved it. It was too well written, making me feel like I was the same person with Hedi/Helen, the main character. It was humorous and graphic, but not too graphic. What make me love the book more was the fact that the characters weren't only good or only bad. When I read books like this, with like one hero who is always right and honest and everything versus and evil person who is...evil and bad and everything I want to tear the pages out and burn them in the fireplace in winter. I know it's not the first one but I don't know how to buy the second of the series-obviously, I cannot buy it from anywhere in my town.
Favorite character? Robson Trowbridge. *SPOILER* I mean, Hedi loved him and throughout the book I related too much with her that I ended up loving Trowbridge. (?)*SPOILER*
Totally looking forward to the second one.
Lastly, the fact that it wasn't cliché- it was a story with faes and werewolves, with a plot I don't think it's similar to anything I read before and with no plot twists that made me hate it or something.

Vcay

DANGER DAYS:THE TRUE LIVES OF THE FABULOUS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS

Basically, what do I think of high school so far.

It's not like we had the chance to actually start lessons or anything.

First thing's first: School started on 9/11. Irony? Probably.

So I went to my new school with Zoey and Georgia (not Gorgina, another friend of ours). In my country, students sit with another student instead of sitting alone in a small desk during class. It would be the first time me and Zoey wouldn't share a desk since ever. Also, the teachers change classes not the students and the latter sit in one classroom the whole day and year. Fun.

So I sat alone in a desk on the first day. I knew kids at my class, but there were kids I didn't obviously.

So they gave us our books and we left. The point is, the teachers are on a strike and we hardly did anything four days now.

Since no one from my class breaks on my nerves and the teachers seem better than last year, im going to say that high school seems OK so far. I'm 21489302% sure this is going to change. But that's fine. I mean, I don't think I'll have time to worry about it or anything. I really want to study harder this year so I'll try not to care. Which is pretty hard, but I'll do what I can.

So that's it. Bye.

 

Vcay

My First Time-with Vcay and Zoey

MY FIRST TWEET

Vcay: "Just Watched Zombieland. Amazing!"
Zoey: "And now what?"Yes I ws really bored.
Vcay: The fact that you just remembered it and I had to scroll for like two hours makes me feel sad.
Zoey: WE SCROLLED FOR 4 HOURS FOR THAT?


MY FIRST KISS

Zoe: George. Don't wanna talk about it.
Vcay:Not yet to come.

MY FIRST WORD

Vcay:Probably 'mum' or something.
Zoey: Exciting. I said "where is it". I was probably talking about the demon that possessed my brother. He's still possessed.
Vcay: Sure. Of course. The doctor says to always tell you "yes".
Zoey: It might have been a demon book.
Vcay: That makes more sense. Right.

MY FIRST ALCOHOLIC DRINK

Zoey: Beer.
Vcay." Probably beer. I don't drink.
Zoey: We're so interesting. Like leaves in autumn.

MY FIRST TEXT TODAY

Vcay: From my phone company. For free texts and calls and stuff.
Zoey: Mine too.

MY FIRST FRIEND

Vcay: Gorgina!!! When I was like three years old.
Zoey:Like an actual friend? *smiles awkwardly* Vcay was my friend, not a backstabbing twat that thought was my friend.
Vcay: *whispers* I wish she's not talking about me.

FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME

Vcay: Wear my pajamas and lie in bed with my laptop.
Zoey: Twitter.

FIRST POST ON THE BLOG

Vcay: A post about a bitch on school.
Zoey: I think it's a poem.

FIRST FOLLOWER ON TWITTER

Vcay: The first one unfollowed me and -obviously- I don't remember. So....*evilly* I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I WILL FOUND YOU.
Zoey: I'm not going to scroll for that. I think it was bitch who unfollowed me later. I remember that the whole background was pink.
*UPDATE*
Vcay: So I was super boredand checked my first follower. It's someone called Mark Tomic (@SmileeMonster). I don't know him, but thanks! :)
FIST LOVE

Vcay: Chocolate.
Zoey:Coffee.
Creepy Monster from Vcay's Wardrobe: That doesn't count.
Zoey: Tea? Jasmine Tea?
Vcay: Milk?
Creepy Monster from Vcay's Wardrobe: That doesn't count either.
Vcay: Oh I remembered. Your dad.
Zoey: And your mum.
Creepy Monster from Vcay's Wardrobe:*Gets back in the closet slowly, embarrassed and sobbing*

MY FIRST NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE

Zoey: I have like 5 every freaking day. I don't remember the first one. Maybe when I spilled boiling water all over me and I had blisters for months. *creepy happy voice*What about you?
Vcay: I suck at this game. I cannot remember. Maybe I was going to fell from somewhere.

MY FIRST PET

Zoey: I had a little turtle.
Vcay: It died.
Zoey: No it didn't! :( It moved. To Japan. Flying with his unicorn. That's what happened. Shut the hell up. It send me a letter.
Vcay: Yeah, that was me. Your parents told me to pretend to be the turtle.
Zoey: You're a fucking liar and I'll kill your cat.
Vcay. Yeah yeah. My first pet was a canary.

THAT'S IT. GO BACK TO YOUR MISERABLY LIFE NOW. LOVE YOU.

Zoey: Hey! We forgot the first time we had sex!
Vcay: Probably because it never happened.
Zoey: Oh. You mean Tina didn't count?
Vcay: *faacepalm*